This is a lame-ass hall pass. It's a product, I think, of the namby-pamby modern practice of treating all children as "winners". Why else would this bathroom pass imply that the bearer is a "star" and be garnished with crappy celebratory graphics? In my day (did I really just write that?), a bathroom pass was a chalkboard-eraser-sized block of wood with the word "PASS" written on it in magic marker. And it got the job done.
Recovered in the LeDroit Park neighborhood of Washington, DC.