Friday, March 23, 2007

Trashball 032307: Entitles the Bearer to Be Lame

This is a lame-ass hall pass. It's a product, I think, of the namby-pamby modern practice of treating all children as "winners". Why else would this bathroom pass imply that the bearer is a "star" and be garnished with crappy celebratory graphics? In my day (did I really just write that?), a bathroom pass was a chalkboard-eraser-sized block of wood with the word "PASS" written on it in magic marker. And it got the job done.

Recovered in the LeDroit Park neighborhood of Washington, DC.

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